Wednesday 23 May 2012

WEDDING BREAKER

 
During a wedding in the church
last Saturday, The Pastor said to
the congregation “Is there any
man or woman here who knows
anything that will make this
wedding not to go on? You may
say it now or forever remain
silent.”
Fego stood up from the back and
started walking toward the altar
in anger. The bride fainted and
the groom ran out of the church.
The pastor gave Fego microphone
to say his mind.
Fego thundered “I don’t need
your microphone to say my mind!
Just tell your ushers to respect
themselves and mind how they hit
me on my head in the name of
trying to wake me up! I can’t take
that any more o! …”
If na your wedding, wetin you go
do this guy???


    Aluko Olumide Rapvirus

BOOKS TO READ

 

TOP 12 BOOKS YOU NEED TO READ!

1) Secrets behind scoring goals by
     FENANDO TORRES

(2) How to win trophies by ARSENE
      WENGER

(3) Efficacy of shaving powder by RICK
      ROSS

(4) Secrets to greater heights by M.I

(5) How to speak good english by DAME


WHEN MAN BECOMES WOMAN


A man was sick and tired of going
to work everyday while his wife
stayed at home, he wanted his
wife to see what he goes through
and
so he prayed;
"Dear Lord, I go to work all day
and put in eight hours while my
wife
stays at home. I want her to know
what I go through, so please
switch her
body to mine for a day, as I take
hers.
Amen!