Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Paid In Full For A Glass Of Milk


  One day, a poor boy who was
begging from door to door to feed his
hungry stomach
decided he would ask for a meal at the next
house. However, he lost his nerve when a
lovely young woman opened the door, 
Instead of a meal, he asked for a glass of water, 
the woman thought he looked hungry, 
so she brought him a
large glass of milk, He drank it slowly,

& then asked how much do I owe you? 
you don't owe me anything, she replied. 
Mother has taught us never to accept pay for
kindness, she said, then I thank you from my

Re-Packing The Swag

OLD TITLES :                    NEW TITLES

Garden Boy :                     Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

House Maid :                     House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Receptionist :                    Office Access Control Manager                 

Typist :                             Printed Document Handler (PDH)

Messenger :                      Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)

Window Cleaner :              Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

Temporary Teacher:           Associate Tutor (AT)

Tea Boy:                            Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Garbage Collector :             Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

Watchman:                        Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Thief :                               Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)

Driver :                              Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Maid :                                Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

Cook :                                Food Preparation Officer (FPO)

Do Not Forget

Unemployed :                      Town Surveyor (TS)

Gossiper :                           Research Manager (RM)

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Beggars Cry

Beggar :   Give me food

Man :       I'll take you to a bar

Beggar :   I don't drink, Give me food.

Man :       I'll give you cigarettes....

Beggar :   I don't smoke, Give me food

Man :       I'll take you to the race

Beggar :   I don't gamble, give me food

Man :       I'll get u a call girl

Beggar :   I only sleep with my wife, give me

Man :       I'll give you food but 1st
               You've to come to my house

Beggar :   Why?

Man :       I want my wife to see wat happens to

               & DON'T DRINK, SMOKE OR GAMBLE

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