Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Re-Packing The Swag

OLD TITLES :                    NEW TITLES

Garden Boy :                     Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

House Maid :                     House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

Receptionist :                    Office Access Control Manager                 

Typist :                             Printed Document Handler (PDH)

Messenger :                      Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)

Window Cleaner :              Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

Temporary Teacher:           Associate Tutor (AT)

Tea Boy:                            Refreshment Specialist (RS)

Garbage Collector :             Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

Watchman:                        Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

Thief :                               Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)

Driver :                              Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

Maid :                                Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

Cook :                                Food Preparation Officer (FPO)

Do Not Forget

Unemployed :                      Town Surveyor (TS)

Gossiper :                           Research Manager (RM)

Aluko Olamide Rapvirus

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