A woman was having sex with her
lover in an apartment 20 stories high
when the husband suddenly
returned from a long trip.
she heard footsteps of her husband approaching, so
she told the lover, "
don’t move at all I will resolve
the husband came in and the
following dialogue ensued...
Husband: who is this? (pointing to the lover)
when you are not around such that I would not cheat
with your friends or neighbors since you know you are
always travelling. And I’m a woman, I have needs.
Husband: ok I understand perfectly. Well let’s
do a quickie now I came home as fast as I could, I am
extremely starved honey.
Wife: no honey yesterday I got my menstrual period. Take a
bath and let me prepare you something to eat.
The husband is left alone in the room
with the lover as the wife walked out.
Husband: hey I’m so horny let me take it out on this robot instead.
(He tried to enter the robot from behind, and with a metallic
and robotic voice the lover proclaims)
Lover: “system error! system error!! wrong hole”
Husband: what! this crappy robot, I’m going to throw it
out of the damn window.
(The lover realizing he is 20 stories high exclaimed)
Lover: "software update you can try the hole again! I repeat, try the
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