BREAST BITE FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS

An old man is walking down the street one
afternoon when he sees a woman with
perfect breasts.


He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me
BITE your breasts for $100?"


"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps
walking away.


He was determine never to let go easily, runs 
around the block and gets to the corner before she does.


 "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?"
 he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"




So the little old man was more determine, runs around
 the next block and faces her again, 
"Would you let me bite your breasts -
 just once - for $10,000?!"
She thinks about it for a while and says,
"Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not
here. 
Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off
her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts
in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,
kissing them, licking them, burying his face in
them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,
'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old man... "these pretty little treasure costs too
much!"

                                                                                 - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus