THE FART GAME

An old married couple no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man passes gas and
says, 'Seven Points.'


His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the
world was that?'


The old man replied, 'its fart football', i just created the game.


A few minutes later his wife also lets one out and
says, 'Touch down, tie score...'






After about five minutes the old man lets
another one out and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14
to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
one and says,
'Touch down, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' 


Now the pressure is on the old man,
he refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he
strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives iteverything he's got, and accidentally SHITS
in the bed.
The wife yelled, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, time to switch sides.




                                                                                   - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus