ENGLISH MADE IN NIGERIA

*ABEG DRESS BACK*....


*Mummy HAVE come*....


*I'll tell my daddy FOR
YOU*....


*See as you BAFF up*....


*Put d bread inside
LYLON*....


*I strong KAKARAKA*....


*Please help me SLOW that
fan*....
*Have they BROUGHT lite?
*....
*Oya come and be going*....
*I KUKUMA don't have your
time*....
*Shebi u have BB charger*....
*See how her eye is
entering my food*....
*The FILM is SWEET*....
*Have you paid your school fees
money?*....
*If I hear pim, u go hear
weeen*....
*Did you see d sound of my
ringtone?*....
*I know you yaf come since
because I hear perfume*
*I can't CoME and
Die*

You know the rest...

                                                              - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus