THE DRUNK

A drunk husband returned home from his late night outing, and as usual, he is so drunk and out of sense. 

The following discussion took place between him and his wife:

Husband :          My dear is like the toilet is now automatic

Wife :               What are you implying

Husband:           When i open door, the light came on, and after i eased my bowel, i close the door and       

                        the light went off. Can you just believe that!

Wife:                 Idiot...!!! you are so dumb. you just urinated in REFRIGERATOR!

                                         - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus