PASTOR'S ASS

A pastor entered his donkey in a donkey race competition and it
won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
in another race and it won again. The following morning it was
published in the news and newspapers.
The news headline reads:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The
next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun
in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .


The Bishop fainted. When he was revived, he informed the nun
that she would have to get rid oft he donkey so she sold it to a
farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it
could run free. The next day the headlines read :
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. 


Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY
 Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief
and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and
enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone Else's ass and you'll live
longer.


                                                                          - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus