WOOING AN ILLITERATE GIRL

Boy:             Can I have your bb pin?


Girl:             Sorry I don't move around with sharp
                   object.


Boy:             Let me follow you on twitter!


Girl:             Follow who? sorry I like going alone o.k


Boy:             How can I find you on face book?


Girl:             Am on the last page


Boy:             Please what's ur twitter account?


Girl:             Do you want 2 pay money? I use union bank
                   and zenith bank


Boy:             Are you on 2go?


Girl:             Oh yes! no time, am on to go.


                                                                   - Aluko Olumide Rapvirus